Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare to Channel Your Inner Sheldon Cooper: A Big Bang of Planetary Alignment in Your Sixth House Brings Chaos, Comedy, and Quantum Physics!"

We are currently in the sign of Virgo

The Moon moves to Virgo in 21 days, at Wednesday, 11 October, 2023

Mercury is currently in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 19 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.9 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Ahoy, Virgo! With Mercury, your ruling planet, chillin' in your sign, expect some serious "home turf" vibes this week. It’s like when I find myself back in the 51st century with my Vortex Manipulator fully charged - I’m in my element! Now, don't get too comfy! With the Waxing Crescent moon being a mere 4.9 days old, it's still in its infancy. This means your plans might be too! So maybe hold off on inventing that time-traveling toaster you've been scribbling designs for on napkins. But hey, don't be disheartened! Remember, even the TARDIS was once just a twinkle in a Time Lord's eye! Use this time to refine your ideas, just like how I painstakingly tune my hair gel application technique - it’s an art, you know. And yes, it might feel like navigating through a Weevil infestation (minus the teeth, hopefully), but trust me, the universe has your back. Patience, dear Virgo, is your superpower this week. Embrace it like a warm hug from Gwen (she gives the best ones!). So, in the immortal words of yours truly: "The 21st century is when everything changes, and you gotta be ready." In your case, Virgo, change is coming - but remember, it's all in the timing. #VirgoVibes #MercuryInVirgo #WaxOnPatience #TimeTravelingToasterDreams #AstrologyWithCaptainJackHarkness

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.09.2023 07:52:01 (vir-20-09-2023)