Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare for an Inter-Galactic Overload of Cleanliness: Your Obsessive Habits Meet Mercury Retrograde!"

The next Virgo will start in 2 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 22 days, at Wednesday, 13 September, 2023

Mercury is currently in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 48 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars is currently in Virgo

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5.4 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Virgo, my celestial friend, pack your bags because you’re about to embark on a cosmic journey! With Mercury and Mars both vacationing in your sign, communication is going to be as smooth as the surface of a black hole. (Just watch out for those event horizons.) Mercury will have you chatting faster than a quantum computer solving equations, while Mars is there to ensure that your thoughts translate into action quicker than you can say "Higgs boson particle". But remember, Virgo, just like any quasar, you're intense and can sometimes blind others with your brilliance. So, dial down the luminosity a tad. Now, let's talk about this Waxing Crescent moon. At just 5.4 days old, it's younger than a novice Starfleet cadet. This young moon is all about growth and expansion. So, whether you're cultivating new relationships or planting a terrarium, this is the time to nurture those seedlings. Oh, and don't forget to take some time to stargaze. You never know, you might spot an alien spaceship...or maybe it's just a weather balloon. Who knows? In conclusion, Virgo, this week is your equivalent of a warp speed journey through the cosmos. Fasten your seatbelts, initiate the hyperdrive, and remember - keep your phasers set to stunning! #StellarVirgo #AstrologicalWarpDrive #CosmicQuasarLife

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.08.2023 07:52:02 (vir-22-08-2023)