Virgo Report

"Virgo's Next Week: Probability of Organized Chaos Increases by 1023%, Also, Your Socks Might Disappear!"

The next Virgo will start in 26 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 19 days, at Thursday, 17 August, 2023

Mercury is currently in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 72 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars is currently in Virgo

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Alright, my Virgo pals, gather 'round! It's your time to shine, or at least, to reflect the light of our 10.8 days old Waxing Gibbous moon (which is, for the record, a bit older than my leftover pizza, but we won't get into that). Now, as the well-known politician once said, "It's going to be HUGE!" And he wasn't kidding, especially not for you, Virgo! With Mercury and Mars both chilling in your sign, things are about to get more exciting than a televised debate. First off, Mercury - the planet of communication - is hanging out in your sign. It's like having your own personal PR manager. You'll find yourself more eloquent than ever, able to talk your way into (or out of) anything. Yes, even explaining the plot of your favorite sci-fi series to non-nerds. Just remember, no alternative facts, please! Meanwhile, Mars is also vacationing in Virgo. Mars, the red planet, known for its assertiveness and action. It's like having a personal trainer who's had an extra shot of espresso. You'll find an unusual amount of energy and drive – enough to pursue all your passions, from saving the environment to finally organizing your comic book collection. But what about our 10.8 days old Waxing Gibbous moon, you ask? Well, as any self-respecting, peace-loving, slightly nerdy astrologer would tell you, it's a great time to start putting your plans into action. Like launching a campaign, but in your case, maybe it's finally starting that blog on sustainable living or baking an experimental zero-gravity cake. So, buckle up, Virgo. This cosmic combo of Mercury, Mars, and a Waxing Gibbous moon is basically the political dream team of your horoscope. Expect progress, passion, and a lot of persuasive power. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Use your newfound talents wisely! Your hashtags for this journey: #MercuryInVirgo #MarsInVirgo #WaxingGibbousMoon #NerdPower #HippieLife #SciFiAndScience #PlanetaryPolitics

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.07.2023 07:52:02 (vir-29-07-2023)