By The Chip Witch on Monday, 30 October 2023
Category: Virgo

Virgo Report

"Planets Align, They Do! Virgo, Your Destiny Awaits - But First, Clean Your Room You Must!"

The next Virgo will start in 298 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 8 days, at Tuesday, 07 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 270 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus is currently in Virgo

The Full moon is currently 16.4 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hey there, all you Virgo-ians! Let's talk about your cosmic vibes for today. With Venus currently squatting in your sign, it's like the universe is throwing a high-class celestial cocktail party, and guess what? You're the guest of honor! So, if you've been feeling a little more attractive lately or people are suddenly listening to your theories about why Star Wars is a political allegory, you know who to thank. And speaking of celestial bodies, the moon isn't just full; it’s 16.4 days old full. I know, weirdly specific, right? But in the world of astrology, we're all about precision. It's kind of like how in Stargate Atlantis, Rodney McKay needs exactly 1.21 gigawatts of power to dial the gate. (See what I did there?) In plain English, this means your emotions could be as jumpy as a cat on a hot tin roof. But hey, you're a Virgo. You've got that practicality superpower to keep things in check. So, while everyone else is losing their marbles, you'll be calmly sipping your latte saying, "It's just a phase of the moon, people!" Remember, though, with great power comes great responsibility. So, if you catch yourself trying to solve everyone's problems like you're some sort of troubleshooting superhero, take a chill pill. Or better yet, channel that energy into finally organizing your comic book collection. So, Virgos, gear up for a day full of emotional roller-coasters and unexpected admiration. Don't forget to laugh at the chaos because, after all, it's written in the stars! #VirgoVibes #StargateAstrology #FullMoonMadness #VenusInVirgo #NerdyAstrologer

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SignToday Is Posting: 30.10.2023 07:52:01 (vir-30-10-2023)

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