Aquarius Report

"Hasta La Vista, Bad Vibes! Aquarius is Rising to Cosmic Stardom... I'll Be Back with More Stellar Puns!"

The next Aquarius will start in 178 days, at Monday, 20 January, 2025

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 23 days, at Sunday, 18 August, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 186 days, at Tuesday, 28 January, 2025

Venus moves to Aquarius in 134 days, at Saturday, 07 December, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Aquarius

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 20.2 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Hello, my interstellar Aquarius amigos! So, let's talk about the cosmic weather forecast, shall we? Pluto, that icy misfit planet that's more of a planetary hipster than a full-fledged member of our solar system (seriously, it's not even a gas giant), is currently playing 'hide and seek' in your sign... yes, it's in retrograde. I know, I know, you're probably thinking, "Wait, doesn't that mean disaster?" Well, hold onto your space helmets, folks, because it's not all doom and gloom! Retrogrades are like a cosmic rerun of Friends - sometimes awkward, often confusing, but ultimately, you've got to appreciate the lessons learned and the hilarious mishaps. Now, with the Waning Gibbous moon shining like a shy disco ball at 20.2 days old (can you believe it, they grow up so fast!), it's time to channel your inner Neil Armstrong and take a leap of faith. Boundaries? Psh, what are those? You're an Aquarius, you break boundaries for breakfast! So go on, my starry-eyed friends, let that Pluto retrograde push you to examine the deep, dark corners of yourself. It might be scary, but remember, without darkness, we wouldn't be able to see the stars! And as for the Waning Gibbous, let it remind you that life is a cycle of waxing and waning, but no matter the phase, you're still out of this world! #AquariusAdventures #PlutoRetrogradeRevelations #WaningGibbousWisdom #CosmicComedy

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.07.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-26-07-2024)