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22 September, 2023
Solar activity reached moderate levels. Region 3435 (N08E16, Dki/Beta-Delta) continued to be the noisiest region on the disk, producing an M8.7 flare at 21/1254 UTC. This AR was little changed overall, growing slightly while maintaining its delta magnetic configuration. Regions 3441 (N08W16, Dri/Beta-Gamma), 3442 (S10E39, Csi/Beta-Gamma), and 3443 (N27W26, Dao/Beta) all exhibited relatively rapid growth and development as the latter two produced low-level C-class flares. Region 3438 (N11E09, Dai/Beta) produced C-class flare activity as well, but was otherwise stable. Region 3444 (N24E37, Bxo/Beta) was numbered this period, but was otherwise unremarkable and appears to be in decay as of the time of this writing. New spots were observed on the NE limb and also trailing just behind AR 3442, but remain unnumbered at this time as we await USAF observatory reports.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters reflected a gradual transition to a more nominal environment. Total field averaged between 3 and 5 nT, the Bz component was mostly +/- 4 nT, and wind speeds steadily decreased from ~430 to 400 km/s. Phi was variable between solar sectors.
There is a 45% chance of solar activity, with a 25% chance of a minor event, a 10% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Sagittarius, at 22 degrees, 05' 01", at a velocity of 13.46 degrees per day.
The First Quarter moon is currently 6.8 days old. It is 374868.4 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct, 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Virgo
The Sun is at 29 Vir 00' 05", and is 150180865km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Sagittarius
The Moon will change from Sagittarius to Capricorn in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 22 Sag 05' 01", and is 379637km away and approaching.Moon Is In Sagittarius
Alrighty then, stargazers! Get ready for a celestial scoop that's fresher than a daisy chain at Woodstock! Our dear old Moon, our night-time nightlight, currently posted up in Sagittarius, is hanging out roughly 379901.995317484km away. Now, I know that sounds like a lot, but trust me, in cosmic terms, that's closer than your clingy ex at a house party. Now, don't get too attached because the Moon, being the cosmic vagabond she is, will be packing her lunar suitcase and taking a hard left turn into Capricorn within the next 24 hours. Seriously, she changes signs more often than a chameleon changes colours! So what does this mean for you? Well, like a sci-fi soap opera, expect some drama. Sagittarius, the archer of optimism, has been adding a layer of hope to our emotional pies. So, if you've been feeling like a unicorn prancing on rainbows, blame it on the bowman! But fasten your seatbelts, space cadets, because as the Moon shifts into Capricorn, things are about to get real. Like, reality TV level real. This goat isn't into fluffy dreams - it's all about goals, ambition, and climbing those mountains. So prepare to swap your unicorn horn for hiking boots. Remember my cosmic comrades, it's not about the destination, it's the journey... unless you're talking about light years, then it's definitely about the destination. Stay weird and wonderful!Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is prograde at 11 Vir 09' 44", moving at 0.95 degrees per day, and is 140605293km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Alright, buckle up cosmic comrades, because Mercury is doing a swan dive into Virgo and this is going to be one wild astrological roller coaster ride! Mercury, our interstellar chatterbox, is now hanging out with Virgo, the zodiac’s perfectionist. Imagine if Sheldon from Big Bang Theory started rooming with Martha Stewart. Yeah, it's kinda like that. And it’s 140 million kilometers away! Which is like... a lot of Star Trek marathons. Now, Mercury in Virgo is like having your brain go from dial-up internet to fiber-optic broadband. Your mental gears will be grinding faster than a caffeine-addicted hamster on a wheel. Every word you utter will be precision-cut like a perfect origami swan. No more fluffy words, no sirree! It's all about getting straight to the point. Think of it as verbal spring cleaning. During this time, you'll be absorbing information like a nerdy sponge and stripping out all the unnecessary junk. It's like your own personal ad-blocker but for life. You’ll be able to sift through the info clutter like a pro, making your communication so clear, it'll have people saying, "I see what you're saying" -- literally! This transit, while not exactly the party of the year, is like productivity on steroids. Forget about going round in circles. You’ll be going straight ahead, making moves like a chess grandmaster. You'll be so focused, even a squirrel on sugar rush will look sluggish next to you. But beware, my star-loving friends! This transit can also make you more critical than a grammar nazi at a text-speak convention. Yes, discernment is great, but remember, nobody likes a nitpicker. So let's not turn into the Hulk every time we spot an imperfection, okay? Let's just refine our speech, keep it tactful, and enjoy this brainy transit while it lasts. So grab your telescopes, mark your calendars, and get ready to ride the cosmic waves of Mercury in Virgo. It's going to be a journey to remember!Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 17 Leo 51' 01", moving at 0.57 degrees per day, and is 68949993km away and receding.
Venus Is In Leo
Greetings, celestial comrades! Buckle up because Venus, our lovely lady of love, has hitched a ride on the Leo express and let me tell you, things are about to get steamy...er... I mean starry! Venus, currently 68,901,388.154561743km away (yes, I measured) is shimmying her way through Leo's fiery realm and let's just say, she's not here for a quiet cup of tea. When Venus gets cozy in Leo, it’s like a cosmic karaoke night, we’re all belting out power ballads of love from the rooftops. It’s a time when our hearts don't just flutter, they do the macarena. During this transit, being "liked" or "appreciated" isn't enough, oh no! We want to be adored, worshipped, put on a pedestal, preferably with a spotlight (LED, we're eco-conscious after all). It’s time to take risks, make grand gestures, maybe even rent a billboard to declare your love. But remember, folks, playing it safe in this game might leave you on the bench. Leo's fiery energy can also stoke the drama flames. If you're feeling a bit neglected, you might be tempted to unleash your inner drama king or queen. A word of caution though, starting a passionate argument just to steal the limelight might end up with you alone on stage. And remember, there's no "I" in "we", but there is in "pie"... and "WiFi"... and "quicksilver"... but I digress. Now, let's talk moolah. With Venus in Leo, cash isn't just green paper, it's a tool for spreading the love. Leo, the extravagant lion, loves glitz and glamour, so it’s natural to splurge a bit during this transit. But remember, pampering yourself is just a slice of the celestial pie. Leo's also a supremely generous sign, so splurging on thoughtful gifts for others will make you happier than a nerd in a comic book store. So, my star-studded friends, embrace this colorful cosmic dance. Venus in Leo is here to remind us that life without a dash of fun and a sprinkle of excitement is like a galaxy without stars. Shine on, you crazy diamonds!Mars is in Libra
Mars is prograde at 16 Lib 42' 43", moving at 0.66 degrees per day, and is 378653862km away and receding.
Mars Is In Libra
Mars in Libra: The Ultimate Celestial Tango
Alright, fellow cosmic voyagers, grab your favorite reusable coffee cup because it's time to talk about Mars playing footsie with Libra. You see, Mars is like our rowdy roommate who's suddenly decided to enroll in a yoga class. He usually enjoys charging forward, but under the influence of Libra, he's swapping his combat boots for ballet slippers.
Now, while Mars is orbiting around Libra, we become more aware of our relationships, kind of like when you suddenly realize how much cheese you've been eating lately. Suddenly, all the squabbles and disagreements seem as trivial as trying to argue if Star Wars or Star Trek is better. (It's Star Trek, by the way.)
Yet, just like those debates about whether to use light mode or dark mode, we can't ignore the big issues for too long. Mars in Libra doesn’t mean everything's as smooth as fresh almond butter. It's about addressing problems with the finesse of a chess grandmaster.
And remember folks, Libra isn't just about peace and harmony. It’s the celestial advocate, the sign that stands up for equality like a sci-fi hero in a dystopian novel. So during this period, it's not just about making peace but also standing up for what is fair and right. It's like realizing you should've been recycling your pizza boxes all along.
But don't be surprised if you find yourself as indecisive as a cat in front of two identical cardboard boxes. Mars is itching to act, but Libra wants to ponder over every decision like it's choosing a new Netflix series to binge-watch. So remember, while Mars dances this celestial tango in Libra, let love, fairness, and a dash of nerdy humor guide your steps.
And just to keep it scientific, Mars is precisely 378644613.742127717km away. I mean, not that anyone's counting or anything.
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 15 Tau 03' 37", moving backwards at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 631128647km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
"Hoo boy, buckle up stargazers, because Jupiter has just belly-flopped into Taurus and it's going to be quite the cosmic ride! Let me break this down for you in my nerdy, astrological lingo. Jupiter, that big ol’ gas giant, is our solar system's resident guru, doling out wisdom like your favorite college professor - only with more stripes and less tweed. And Taurus? Well, Taurus is that chill friend who's always content with a cozy blanket, a good book, and a large pizza all to themselves. So what happens when these two collide? It's like a cosmic clash of Netflix and philosophy. Yes, my dear friends, Jupiter in Taurus is a celestial invitation to deep-dive into the couch cushions of your soul. The answers you're seeking aren't in some far-flung corner of the universe. They're nestled between your Netflix binges and your favorite take-out orders. This planetary pairing is also breathing some serious life into your dreams and goals. You know that ambitious 5-year plan you've got scribbled on a napkin somewhere? It's time to make it happen. Jupiter's going to pump you full of growth energy, and Taurus is going to give you the stubborn persistence you need. You're not just reaching for the stars, my friends. You're building a ladder to them. And let's not forget about the moolah! Jupiter is the galaxy's lucky charm, and Taurus is all about the Benjamins. This combination could see you laughing all the way to the bank. But be warned, Taurus loves a bit of indulgence, and Jupiter can blow things out of proportion. So maybe don't invest all your savings in that deluxe, gold-plated pizza oven just yet. In short, embrace this time of spiritual self-discovery, goal fulfillment and financial growth. But remember, don't binge on the cosmic pizza of life too much, or you might end up with a Jupiter-sized bellyache!"Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 01 Pis 59' 03", moving backwards at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 1325649420km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Great Scott! It seems our beloved ringed planet, Saturn, has found its way into the watery depths of Pisces. Now, you might be wondering: "What does this mean for my daily grind?" Well, buckle up! We're about to embark on a cosmic journey that could make even Marty McFly's head spin. Saturn, the galactic overlord of rules and structure, waltzing into Pisces, the zodiac's dreamy, ethereal artist, is like Spock deciding to take up interpretive dance. It's unexpected, to say the least. But fear not, fellow stargazers! This cosmic collaboration is not as chaotic as it seems. Think of it as a celestial brainstorming session, where Saturn is your stern project manager and Pisces is your quirky creative director. Saturn in Pisces is saying "Hey buddy, you've been daydreaming about opening that vegan bakery or publishing that sci-fi novel for ages, now it's time to put those plans into action!" So, grab a notepad, pull up your comfiest chair, and get ready for some serious cosmic coaching! However, don't expect this transit to be a walk in the park. Saturn, being the taskmaster it is, won't hesitate to poke and prod at your dreams. You may feel like your personal space has been invaded by an interstellar dad who's all about tough love. But, before you put up "No Trespassing" signs around your dreams, remember - Saturn's guidance is like that annoying software update notification: pesky, but ultimately beneficial. Now, with all this mental activity, you might find yourself tossing and turning at night. After all, Pisces is the sign associated with sleep and dreams. The solution? Embrace your inner hippie! Meditate, go for a forest bath, take a nap (but keep that dream journal handy), and make sure to get a full night's sleep. You might even consider hitting the hay a bit early, just to give your brain some time to unwind. So, fellow cosmic voyagers, heed the wisdom of this Saturn-Pisces transit. It's all about turning dreams into reality. And remember, as Doc Brown once said: "Your future is whatever you make it, so make it a good one."Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 22 Tau 50' 09", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2845369335km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: The Cosmic Bull Meets the Mad Scientist
Grab your space helmets, folks, because we're about to go on an interstellar rodeo! Our cosmic cowboy, Uranus, just sauntered into the paddock of Taurus, who's as reliable as a well-worn pair of Levi's but also as stubborn as an old mule who missed his morning coffee. Now, Taurus is a creature of habit and loves a good routine, much like my grandmother and her soap operas. But guess what? Uranus didn't come to play by the rules. No siree, this planet is all about shaking things up, faster than a mischievous poltergeist rearranging your furniture.
Now, Taurus has a bit of a 'thing' with money, like Scrooge McDuck swimming in his vaults, and Uranus entering Taurus is going to revolutionize our piggy banks and maybe even make them fly. During this seven-year cosmic sleepover, we might see money do the cha-cha-slide right out of traditional banks into digital wallets or perhaps even trade places with chocolate bars. Who knows? We're talking Uranus level unpredictability here!
On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like that zany aunt who visits once in a while and makes you question everything. She'll have you rethinking your relationship with money and material possessions. You know, those shiny baubles we hoard hoping they'll fill the void but end up just collecting dust. It’s a perfect time to Marie Kondo your life, folks!
This transit is here to liberate us from our financial shackles - be it debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, or mortgages. So, resisting these changes is as futile as trying to keep a cat from knocking things off your table. But don't worry, as unsettling as these changes may sound, they're here to bring about stability in the long run, much like eating your veggies for dinner.
So buckle up, dear earthlings, for this cosmic ride with Uranus and Taurus is bound to be one wild, enlightening and perhaps slightly weird journey. And remember, in the vast expanse of the cosmos, it's all just a blip. Now go forth, and rock the universe!
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 11' 40", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4323945333km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Greetings, fellow stargazers and seekers of cosmic truth - or at least, those just trying not to trip over their own shoelaces on this crazy dance floor called life. Our good buddy Neptune has packed his bags and is currently Airbnb-ing it in the mystical realm of Pisces. Now, before you start checking Google Maps, let's clarify: Neptune is still a comfortable 4.3 billion kilometers away, so no need to set an extra place at the dinner table. When Neptune goes retrograde, it's like he's taken a break from his usual day job as a planet to pursue a side career in stand-up comedy. His material? Our own contradictions and petty differences. "What's the deal with humans caring about who has the better smartphone?" he might jest. "Don't they know we're all made of stardust?" Take it from our comedian in the cosmos, folks, it's high time to focus on what unites us, rather than what divides us. Neptune's vacation in Pisces is like an interstellar alarm clock, nudging us awake to explore our emotional intelligence. It's encouraging us to take that online course in meditation, or maybe even create a personal sanctuary at home, complete with mood lighting and your favorite succulents. Neptune in Pisces is the ultimate spiritual self-care package, reminding us that, like the perfect cup of herbal tea, we each have something unique and soothing to contribute to the world. So, buckle up, star-children! With Neptune in Pisces, it's the perfect time to dip our toes into the cosmic pond and make waves with our individual talents. And remember, when in doubt, just ask yourself: What would Neptune do?Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 27 Cap 58' 28", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5139903814km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto In Capricorn: The Cosmic Rock Showdown
Alright star gazers, listen up! The mighty dwarf planet Pluto is currently doing the cosmic cha-cha in the sign of Capricorn, and it's about 5139851556.336641312km away. Yes, I checked my space odometer. That's far enough to make any long-distance relationship feel like a breeze.
Now, both Pluto and Capricorn happen to be type-A personalities in the celestial yearbook. They're the "Most Likely to Succeed" and "Least Likely to Accept Failure" kind of guys. These two are all about success, power, and getting things done...even if it means steamrolling over other people's feelings and ideas. So, if you find yourself suddenly channeling your inner Simon Cowell, don't panic; it's just the Pluto-Capricorn effect making you a tad more critical than usual.
But here's the silver lining. Pluto's not just about being a cosmic bulldozer; it's also the universe's Marie Kondo, encouraging us to discard what no longer sparks joy in our lives. It's all about shedding those old, negative patterns that have been dragging us down. Sure, it might involve a bit of emotional demolition, but hey, who said spring cleaning was solely for your wardrobe?
So, as we navigate this Pluto in Capricorn season, remember to be mindful of what (or who) you decide to metaphorically bulldoze. Keep your sledgehammers aimed at the walls of self-limitation and not at others' sandcastles. And remember, folks, it's okay to be a bit of a science nerd and a hippie at the same time. After all, we're all just stardust navigating this cosmic dance. Happy stargazing!
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