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24 July, 2024
There is a % chance of solar activity, with a % chance of a minor event, a % chance of a moderate event, and a % chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Pisces, at 10 degrees, 18' 30", at a velocity of 14.58 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.9 days old. It is 364786.94 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug, 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Leo
The Sun is at 01 Leo 51' 11", and is 151959435km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Pisces
The Moon is at 10 Pis 18' 30", and is 364896km away and receding.
Moon Is In Pisces
Ah, fellow stargazers! In the celestial soup of the cosmos, the Moon has landed in the bowl of Pisces, it has. A mere 364,896.101124978km away, practically a cosmic hop, skip, and a jump, it is. Drawn to the ethereal fish we are, as if by some galactic magnetic pull or maybe just the siren call of sushi. Now, as the moon dabbles its toes in the dreamy waters of Pisces, prepare to feel as if you're floating in a zero-gravity chamber of emotions. Yes, my friends, like an astronaut who's accidentally hit the anti-gravity button on their spaceship. Expect dreams more vivid than a supernova, and emotions that ebb and flow like the tides of the ocean - but fret not, for 'tis simply the Moon playing hide and seek with Neptune, the ruler of Pisces. You may find yourself astral projecting to the nearest cosmic coffee shop or shedding a tear at the sight of a particularly beautiful quasar. Perfectly normal, this is. Piscean energy, it is known for being the deepest end of the emotional pool in the galaxy. So, grab your favourite pair of moon boots, stock up on comfort food from Mars (Mars bars, anyone?), and strap in for a lunar trip that promises to be a rollercoaster ride through the Milky Way. Remember, the force (of gravity) will always be with you. Until next time, may the constellation be with you!Mercury is in Leo
Mercury is prograde at 28 Leo 39' 33", moving at 0.84 degrees per day, and is 123966824km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Leo
Alright folks, buckle up, we're going on a cosmic ride. Mercury, our solar system's favorite speedster, has packed its bags and decided to pitch its tent in Leo's grand star-studded playground. And boy, is this going to be a spectacle! It's like Luke Skywalker got his hands on the Millennium Falcon's steering wheel again. Yeah, you heard me, it's gonna be that exciting! Now, we all know Leo's a fire sign, right? Fiery, passionate, bold, take-no-prisoners kind of a deal. So with Mercury doing its thing in this lion's lair, we might as well throw subtlety out the window. Got something on your mind that you've been dying to say? Well, now's the time to let your inner Chewbacca roar. Just remember, Mercury's fast and Leo's loud, so think before you speak, unless you want to sound like Yoda on a caffeine high. But hey, don't panic! There's more fun to be had. Mercury in Leo is like throwing a party and inviting only the coolest aliens from across the galaxy. With Leo's knack for entertainment and Mercury's swift wit, get ready for laughter that'll ring louder than the Death Star's explosion. Imagine if you will, a confident lion, mane flowing like Luke's luscious locks, strutting his stuff across the savannah. That's us during this transit. We're all about to get a confidence boost that'd make even Han Solo envious. Been procrastinating on that public speaking gig? Well, it's time to channel your inner Princess Leia and seize the stage. Oh, and did I mention creativity? Mercury in Leo is like having a direct line to the Force. We're talking full-blown artistic eruption here, folks. So dust off those paintbrushes, polish those cameras, and get ready to create something that even R2-D2 would beep in approval. So, in a nutshell, enjoy the ride with Mercury in Leo. It's going to be an intergalactic adventure that not even George Lucas could have scripted. May the Force (and the planets) be with you!Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 15 Leo 27' 42", moving at 1.23 degrees per day, and is 248998386km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Leo
Venus in Leo: The Fiery Waltz of Love
Alright stargazers, buckle up! Venus, the celestial equivalent of that friend who always brings the best snacks to your Star Trek marathons, has sashayed her way into Leo, the zodiac's full-time drama queen and part-time rockstar. Picture this: Venus, draped in a sequined dress and Leo, strutting around with a mane more majestic than Chewbacca's fur, are about to set the dance floor on fire. And when I say fire, I don't mean a puny Bunsen burner flame, we're talking a full-blown, 'I-just-defeated-a-dragon' kind of blaze! When Venus is in Leo, it's like the universe is hosting a cosmic talent show. Everyone wants to be loved, not just liked; adored, not just appreciated. This is not a time for wallflowers or introverts to hide behind their comic book collections. It's time to channel your inner Tony Stark, make bold gestures and steal the limelight. But remember folks, playing it safe might leave you alone in the corner, munching on leftover pizza while everyone else is doing the Macarena. Now, let's talk love. Venus in Leo is as subtle as a lightsaber duel in a library. Expect grandiose displays of affection, passionate declarations of love, and maybe even a tantrum or two if you're not getting the attention you believe you deserve. It's like being in a soap opera scripted by George R.R. Martin - thrilling, dramatic, and someone may or may not lose their head (figuratively, of course). And what about money? Well, with Venus in Leo, money is just another medium to spread the love. It’s like using cheat codes in a video game to buy the most extravagant items, not for practicality, but because they glitter more than a Twilight vampire in sunlight. But remember, splurging on yourself is fun, but sharing your bounty with others? That's the secret cheat code to ultimate happiness. In conclusion, Venus in Leo is not just another transit, it's a celebration of love, drama, and all things shiny. So grab your popcorn, put on your dancing shoes, and get ready for one hell of a cosmic party!Mars is in Gemini
Mars is prograde at 02 Gem 20' 52", moving at 0.69 degrees per day, and is 244620871km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Gemini
Mars in Gemini: The Cosmic Comedy Show
Hey there, star gazers! Guess what? Mars, our fiery red neighbor, has decided to take a detour and park itself in Gemini's driveway. Now, if you're a couch potato, brace yourself for some serious changes. Mars in Gemini is like a cosmic espresso shot - it'll make you so jittery with excitement for new ideas and hobbies, that you'll forget what boredom even feels like.
But hold onto your telescopes folks, because this celestial shift comes with its own set of challenges. You see, Gemini is the zodiac's equivalent of a kid in a candy store - one who wants to taste every piece of candy, only to drop it halfway and reach for another. So while Mars is vacationing in Gemini, expect your focus to be as stable as a hula hoop on a hyperactive kangaroo. There's a chance you might end up being a master of none, jack of all trades. But hey, who said variety isn't the spice of life?
Now, let's talk about the elephant in the galaxy, passion and sex. Mars, being the planet of action and drive, also moonlights as the planet of passion. And when it's in Gemini, foreplay takes an intellectual turn. That's right, folks. Your brain becomes the hottest erogenous zone. A steamy debate or a witty banter could be more of a turn-on than a candlelit dinner. Talk about mental gymnastics!
So, in a nutshell, Mars in Gemini is like a cosmic rollercoaster ride - thrilling, unpredictable, and a tad bit chaotic. But remember, it's all in good fun. After all, who doesn't love a good cosmic comedy show?
Jupiter is in Gemini
Jupiter is prograde at 12 Gem 58' 23", moving at 0.19 degrees per day, and is 844174710km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Gemini
Jupiter In Gemini: The Big Thinker in the Land of Chit-Chat
Alright, space nerds, we've got Jupiter cozying up with Gemini, and let's just say, it's like inviting a philosopher to a cocktail party. Jupiter, the divine champion of deep thinking, has decided to hitch a ride on Gemini's star-studded rollercoaster of ceaseless chatter and curiosity. So, expect your brain to be firing on all cylinders, folks. You’re going to be asking, "What is this?" and "What does it mean?" simultaneously, like a toddler discovering the world for the first time.
With Gemini's multifaceted view of life, and Jupiter's penchant for expansion, your mind's eye is about to get a panoramic upgrade. Stuck at a crossroads? Fear not! Gemini is handing out options like candy at a parade. I’m talking side paths, shortcuts, bridges, even subterranean tunnels. It’s like turning a simple game of chess into an interdimensional quest of quantum proportions.
Also, brace yourselves for some serious verbal gymnastics. Gemini, the zodiac's silver-tongued devil, is turning up the dial on communication. Expect puns that would make Shakespeare blush, an irresistible urge to debate the meaning of life with your barista, and a sudden fascination with quantum physics. Who knows, you might even solve Schroedinger's cat dilemma while waiting for your latte.
While Jupiter is playing houseguest with Gemini, expect to be busier than a one-armed paper hanger. You'll have more brilliant ideas than Elon Musk at a science fair. So, dust off that multi-tasking hat because it's going to be a juggling act of epic proportions.
This rare cosmic conjunction is your golden ticket to broadening your horizons. From life-altering decisions to choosing the perfect taco topping, you'll be swimming in a sea of possibilities. So, embrace the chaos, my dear cosmic voyagers. Life is a buffet of thoughts right now, and it's time to feast!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 18 Pis 56' 27", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 1340177609km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn in Pisces: The Cosmic Comedy
Ladies, gentlemen, and celestial beings, lend me your ears - or eyes, or antennae, whatever you've got! Our ringed friend, Saturn, is doing the backstroke in the Piscean pool, and it's about as smooth as a hedgehog in a tutu.
But here's the thing. Despite the awkward, retrograde shuffle of this gas giant, Saturn in Pisces is a prime time for introspection, escalating daydreams into reality. So, if you've been dreaming about becoming the next J.K. Rowling or opening that vegan, gluten-free, zero-waste, cryptocurrency-accepting bakery, now's the time to get cracking!
But don't expect a smooth ride. Saturn in Pisces is less of a delightful amble in the park and more of a trudge up a mountain while wearing flip-flops. It's going to knock on the door of your deepest dreams, ask them hard questions, and won't be deterred by a hastily scrawled 'Do Not Disturb' sign. Just remember, this celestial auditor isn't here to rain on your parade. It's here to help you make that parade epic.
On the flip side, with all this Saturn-induced mental gymnastics, you might feel like you've chugged five espressos before bedtime. Restlessness, anxiety, and insomnia might decide to throw a party in your mind. So, do yourself a favor: practice some self-care. Meditate, take a walk in the park (mind the ducks!), breathe deeply, or even take a nap - just be ready to jot down any wild dreams that pop up.
So yes, the universe has a sense of humor, and Saturn in Pisces is the punchline. But with a bit of patience, a dash of introspection, and a hearty laugh, you'll surf these cosmic waves like a pro. Now, go out there and make your dreams come true!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 26 Tau 37' 16", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2989547060km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Well, well, well, strap in space cadets because our good buddy Uranus has decided to bunk with Taurus for a while, and let me tell you, this is like putting Spock in a room with Wookiees - it’s going to be entertaining, but there might be fur flying! Taurus, bless its hooves, loves a good routine. A bit of the old ‘same old, same old’. But Uranus? That rebel rouser is about as predictable as quantum physics, and twice as confusing. It's like trying to keep track of a hyperactive comet on double espressos. To say Taurus isn't thrilled would be like saying black holes are a bit sucky. Now, Taurus is all about the moolah. Loves counting those coins, investing in Spacebucks, maybe stashing a few under the intergalactic mattress for a rainy day. But with Uranus moving in, we might as well throw the financial manual out the airlock. We're talking revolutionary ways of dealing with dough, folks. Don't be surprised if your local Galactic Bank gets replaced by an AI named Bucky who deals in cosmic crypto-currency. And on a more personal level - and here's where I get all touchy-feely - Uranus crashing in Taurus’ pad is like a wake-up call from a foghorn. You know all those material possessions chaining you down? The debt that weighs heavier than a neutron star? The rent that seems to increase faster than the speed of light? Uranus is here to shake things up, baby! So hold onto your space helmets. It's time to ditch the old ways, embrace the new, and prepare for a ride wilder than a wormhole during rush hour. Change might be scary, but remember, even the most chaotic supernovas can birth new stars. And remember, dear Taurus, just like a bad rerun of an old sci-fi show, this too shall pass. Now, where's my tea?Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 29 Pis 48' 18", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4390262529km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Well, well, well, if it isn't Neptune taking a scenic cruise through Pisces, the zodiac's resident dreamer. You know, Neptune's so far away it probably didn't even hear you when you called it retrograde! It's too busy being 4,390,318,739.203886986km away, and I guarantee you, it's not sweating over it. Neptune in Pisces is like your hippie aunt who lives off-grid, sipping homemade kombucha and communing with the squirrels. It's all about unity, man. Like finding the perfect harmonizing note in a cosmic jam session. It's like suddenly realizing that the petty squabbles we have are like arguing about who gets the last slice of pizza when there's an entire pizzeria up for grabs! This astrological duo is the ultimate spiritual life coach, urging us to tap into our emotional intelligence. They’re saying, "Hey, buddy, you've got something special to contribute to this big, wild universe. What's your thing? Macramé potholders? Interpretative dance? Revolutionary string theory? Bring it on!" It's a great time to dive headfirst into whatever spiritual path tickles your fancy. Tarot card reading? Quantum physics? Jedi training? Why not? Set up a little sacred space at home – maybe next to your Star Wars memorabilia or your collection of rare fungi. And why keep all this newfound enlightenment to yourself? Share it! Neptune in Pisces is like that supportive friend who will like every one of your posts, no matter how many cat memes you share. Except, instead of cat memes, it's your deepest spiritual insights. No pressure, right? So, remember, folks, with Neptune doing the backstroke in Pisces, it's time to go forth, be weird, embrace your inner nerd, and spread the cosmic love. And don't worry about Neptune, it's too far away to judge you.Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is retrograde at 00 Aqu 50' 46", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5093455423km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto In Aquarius: The Cosmic Comedy Club
Alright folks, buckle up! Pluto, the celestial bad boy and notorious transformer, has decided to take a jaunt through Aquarius. Now, we can all agree that life as we know it is about as stable as a Jenga tower in an earthquake, right? But listen, when Pluto waltzes through Aquarius, it's going to be like sticking a 'Back to the Future' flux capacitor on that tower.
You see, Pluto isn't into small talk or minor changes. No, this planet is all about the drama - think makeover montages but for your soul! It's all about shedding old skin, stepping out of that dusty cocoon, and becoming the butterfly you were always meant to be. So when I say transformation, I don't mean changing your profile picture on Insta, but rather, an existential overhaul.
Now, let's not forget Aquarius. Our friendly neighborhood water-bearer is all about progress. This sign is like that nerdy kid in high school who was always inventing stuff. Only now, they've invented a time machine, and they're taking us along for the ride!
So what can we expect from this celestial comedy duo? Worldwide changes in science and tech? Absolutely. Unexpected space travel opportunities? Probably, so pack your spacesuit and remember there's no bathroom in a rocket! But the real beauty of this cosmic dance will be the profound shifts in civil rights and humanitarianism. It's like every person becomes a superhero in their own story, fighting for justice and equality. It's less 'Avengers Assemble' and more 'Humans, Unite!'
In our personal lives too, this planetary pairing is going to be like a spiritual personal trainer. It'll push us to rethink our place in the world and how we view ourselves. Sure, it's normal to look out for number one, but imagine if we swapped 'me' for 'we'. This is the change Pluto in Aquarius wants to spark in us. It's a call to revolution, folks! So are we going to sit on the sidelines or jump into the cosmic mosh pit of transformation? The choice is yours!
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