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25 July, 2024
There is a % chance of solar activity, with a % chance of a minor event, a % chance of a moderate event, and a % chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Pisces, at 24 degrees, 51' 11", at a velocity of 14.49 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19 days old. It is 363503.23 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug, 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Leo
The Sun is at 02 Leo 48' 29", and is 151946239km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Pisces
The Moon will change from Pisces to Aries in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 24 Pis 51' 11", and is 365500km away and receding.Moon Is In Pisces
Alright, Star gazers! Buckle up, 'cause the Moon is doing that Pisces jig again. Now, I'm no psychic but when the ol' cheese in the sky goes all fishy, things tend to get a tad emotional around here. You may feel like you've been dunked headfirst into an ocean of feelings – that's Pisces for ya, folks! It’s not every day the universe decides to give you a cosmic cleanse, but hey, who am I to judge? Now, don't go planning any intergalactic voyages just yet. The Moon is practically next door at a mere 365,438.300558564 km away. In space terms, that’s about as close as your friendly neighborhood convenience store, except you can't buy milk or Doritos there. Just remember, even if we could, the zero-gravity Doritos crumbs would be a nightmare. But fear not, this emotional whirlpool won’t last forever. In the next 24 hours, our dear moon is going to gate-crash into Aries' party. So, brace yourselves for a sudden, fiery urge to take charge and perhaps, an inexplicable desire to butt heads with everyone around you. But until then, let's stay in this Piscean sea of sentimentality, shall we? Maybe it's time to bust out those old Marley records, light some incense, and find your zen. After all, we're just stardust floating in an infinite cosmos, trying to make sense of the universe while simultaneously wondering why we can't remember where we put our glasses this morning. Ah, the mysteries of life! Good luck, space cadets, and remember - keep looking up!Mercury is in Leo
Mercury will change from Leo to Virgo in the next 24 hours.
Mercury is prograde at 29 Leo 28' 32", moving at 0.79 degrees per day, and is 121799456km away and approaching.Mercury Is In Leo
Alright space cadets, strap in and hold onto your horoscopes because our celestial speedster, Mercury, is doing a victory lap in the fiery realm of Leo. This cosmic combo is basically like if Neil deGrasse Tyson and Bob Ross had a celestial offspring with a really, really good hair day. Now, Mercury, being the communication whizz that it is, has decided to crank up the volume on the lion's roar. Translation: You've got a free pass to say what's been marinating in your noggin. But remember, Mercury's got a lead foot and Leo is as subtle as a supernova, so don't be surprised if your words come out with the speed of light and the subtlety of a big bang. This planetary cha-cha is also turning your charisma up to eleven. Think of yourself as a cosmic lion, mane defying gravity, strutting across the universe with the confidence of a catwalk model. Need to deliver that TED talk you've been procrastinating? Now's your time to shine brighter than a quasar! But wait, there's more! Mercury in Leo is also like the ultimate artistic muse. It's like your creativity just drank a gallon of Red Bull and is ready to pull an all-nighter. So dust off your paintbrushes, tune your guitars, or even dig out those interpretive dance leotards (I won't judge) - it's time to create like Van Gogh on a starry night! So, fellow stargazers, get ready to blaze a trail across the zodiac, because with Mercury in Leo, we're not just shooting for the stars - we're becoming one!Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 16 Leo 41' 24", moving at 1.23 degrees per day, and is 248570217km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Leo
Venus in Leo, or When the Universe Throws a Disco Party
Alright, folks. Listen up because the universe is spinning its disco ball and you're invited to the party. Yes, that's right, Venus has taken up residence in Leo and she's brought her dancing shoes. You see, when Venus, the goddess of love, rumba dances into the sign of Leo, the King of the Jungle, things get... well, let's just say "extra." We're talking grand romantic gestures, declarations of love that could make Romeo blush, and yes, perhaps even a few temper tantrums worthy of a Hollywood diva. During this cosmic shindig, no one wants a mere pat on the back or an 'atta boy'. Oh no, we want to be adored. We want our names lit up in the night sky - preferably with eco-friendly LED lights because, you know, we care about Mother Earth too. The point is, if you're not ready to play big, you might as well sit this one out. Now, I must warn you: Leo is a drama king. If you're not lavishing them with the attention they believe they deserve, they might roar their displeasure. So, don't be surprised if you find yourself in a heated debate about who was supposed to take out the trash. Just remember: there's no 'I' in 'we', but there's definitely one in 'diva'. And then there's the matter of money. When Venus is in Leo, your wallet might feel a little lighter. Why? Because Leo likes the finer things in life. We're talking about champagne wishes and caviar dreams here folks. But remember, Leo's also got a heart of gold, so splashing out on extravagant gifts for others will bring you more joy than a solo shopping spree. All in all, Venus in Leo is like attending a cosmic fiesta, complete with sequins, glitter, and maybe even a conga line. It's a time to re-ignite your relationships, add a little sparkle to your life, and remember that without a bit of fun and passion, life's just a series of tax returns. So grab your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie!Mars is in Gemini
Mars is prograde at 03 Gem 02' 05", moving at 0.69 degrees per day, and is 243914407km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Gemini
Flash Gordon Meets Mars in Gemini
Alright, space cadets! Buckle up because Mars, our friendly red neighbor, has decided to shimmy its way into Gemini's dance floor. Now, don't be a couch potato during this celestial boogie! With Mars in Gemini, we're more excited than aliens discovering Earth's Netflix. There's a whole universe of ideas out there waiting to be explored - faster than you can say "quantum physics."
But, be warned, my star-gazing comrades: there's a catch. While the interstellar landscape may seem as diverse as a Comic-Con, it's harder than understanding Schrodinger's cat to stay focused on one thing. We're like kids in a cosmic candy store, darting from one shiny object to the next. But hey, who said diversity wasn't fun? So, if your Plan A turns into a black hole, no worries! You've got a whole alphabet of plans waiting to be launched.
Gemini, our celestial Peter Pan, loves fun and games, but with Mars in the mix, it's not all rainbows and unicorns. We have the attention span of a goldfish on caffeine, fluttering from one interest to another. It might leave us feeling as scattered as the Big Bang, but hey, that's where the universe came from, right?
Now, let's talk about the elephant in the spaceship – passion and intimacy. Mars, our red-hot Romeo, is not just about action and drive, it's also the planet of passion town. And while Mars is DJing in Gemini, your brain becomes the biggest erogenous zone. Yep, you heard it right! Your mind needs some intellectual foreplay before anything else. So, grab that telescope, look up at the night sky, and get ready for some stellar conversations and cosmic connections. Remember, a meeting of the minds can be the most powerful aphrodisiac when Mars is doing the rumba with Gemini.
Jupiter is in Gemini
Jupiter is prograde at 13 Gem 09' 45", moving at 0.19 degrees per day, and is 842466913km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Gemini
The Cosmic Juggler: Jupiter in Gemini
Put on your cosmic thinking caps, earthlings, because Jupiter has rolled into Gemini's turf and the celestial DJ just cranked up the volume on the cosmic chatterbox. Yes, you heard it right! The Big Guy of the cosmos, renowned for his wisdom and expansive thinking, has sidled up to the celestial Twins, known for their quick wit and insatiable curiosity. It's like a galactic convention of intellectual superheroes, or perhaps a space-time continuum version of a nerdy comedy club!
Jupiter says "Go deep!" Gemini squeaks "Go wide!" And we're all caught in the middle, like a clueless freshman at a quantum physics and metaphysical philosophy mixer. You feel overwhelmed? Well, imagine being a hamster suddenly given an infinite maze filled with cheese! Endless possibilities and endless questions. "What is this?" "What does this mean?" "Is this gouda or cheddar?"
But fear not, my fellow stargazers! This is not a cosmic calamity, but rather a celestial celebration of our mind's diversity. The universe is handing out tickets to the multiverse, baby! Under the influence of Jupiter in Gemini, there are no simple forks in the road. You're looking at multi-dimensional interchanges, portals, wormholes, and yes, the occasional rainbow bridge (because why not?!).
And let’s not forget about the gift of gab. With Jupiter in Gemini, expect to find yourself in riveting conversations at every corner. Your local coffee shop becomes the United Nations of Ideas, your group chats will resemble a hive mind buzzing with epiphanies, and everyone will be giggling with glee. So, embrace the chatter, folks! It's not just hot air; it's the wind beneath your intellectual wings.
Prepare to be busy, though. You'll want to absorb everything, like an intellectual sponge in a sea of knowledge. Your mind will pop with ideas like popcorn in a cosmic microwave, so many that you might need an extra set of hands to juggle them all. Not to worry, I hear cloning is just around the corner!
So, get ready to flex those mental muscles because Jupiter in Gemini is like a celestial gym for the brain. Remember, it's all about balance: between depth and breadth, certainty and curiosity, gouda and cheddar. So
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 18 Pis 54' 04", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 1338367205km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Ahoy, cosmic voyagers! Buckle up, because we're about to embark on an interstellar journey where Saturn, that stern taskmaster of a planet, has decided to park itself in dreamy, watery Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking - "Isn't Saturn a bit of a buzzkill?" Well, my friends, it's true. Saturn is the planetary equivalent of that one professor who always assigns extra homework right before spring break. But, there's a silver lining here! Saturn's move into Pisces is like your favorite science teacher taking a sabbatical to teach creative writing. It's the time to take those ethereal daydreams of yours and add a dash of Saturn's practicality. Thinking of opening a bookstore? Penning a sci-fi novel? Designing an eco-friendly spaceship? Now's the time to lay down the blueprints, draft the plot, or calculate the fuel efficiency of your hyperdrive. But remember, Saturn isn't known for being a pushover. It's going to scrutinize those dreams of yours like a nerdy detective, armed with a magnifying glass and an uncanny ability to spot plot holes. So, when Saturn barges into your mental space like a cosmic cleanliness inspector, don't slam the door. Listen to what that old taskmaster has to say; it's got more wisdom than Yoda on a good day. Now, with all this cerebral action happening in Pisces' territory, you may find it hard to catch some Z's. After all, Pisces is the ruler of dreams and sleep, and Saturn's visit might be like having a caffeinated houseguest. But, fear not! This is the perfect time to channel your inner hippie: meditate, take long walks in nature, practice deep breathing, or even nap with a dream journal at your side. Heck, you might want to hit the sack early just to give your brain time to unwind. So, fellow star travelers, as we traverse this cosmic landscape where logic meets dreams, remember: in the grand scheme of the universe, 1338429552.801224470km isn't really that far at all. Happy stargazing!Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 26 Tau 39' 08", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2987236422km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: Hold Onto Your Wallets and Knickers, Folks!
Well, well, well, Taurus, it seems like you've got a cosmic bull by the horns. Our good old friend Uranus (no snickering in the back, please) has decided to take up residence in your sign. Now, I know what you're thinking - "But I like my stability! I don't want any changes, especially not big, sudden ones!" Well, buckle up, buttercup, because that's exactly what Uranus is all about, and it's decided to crash at your place for a while.
Think of Uranus as that eccentric uncle who shows up unannounced and turns your life upside down, but in a good way. Sure, things might be chaotic for a bit, but once the dust settles, you'll find he's renovated your living room, organized your kitchen, and somehow managed to install a jacuzzi in your bathroom. That's Uranus for you. A little shocking, a lot disruptive, but ultimately leaving you in a much better place than you were before.
And since you're Taurus, the financial guru of the zodiac, expect Uncle Uranus to do some serious tinkering with your cash flow. We're talking revolutionary ways of handling money, both on a personal and global scale. Don't be surprised if you wake up one day to find that your old piggy bank has been replaced with some futuristic cryptocurrency wallet. And let's not even get started on what could happen to banks, housing, and stock markets. It's going to be a wild ride!
On a more personal level, Uranus is going to encourage you to break free from your fiscal chains. Debts, taxes, credit card interests, rent, mortgages - all these shackles that have been holding you back are about to get a Uranian overhaul. And it's not just about money. This is a time to rethink your relationship with material possessions in general. Do you really need that second toaster? Probably not.
So, get ready to roll with the punches, Taurus. Change is coming, whether you like it or not. But trust me, once you let go and let Uranus do its thing, you might just find yourself in a more stable, liberated place than ever before. Here's to seven years of cosmic chaos and transformation!
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 29 Pis 47' 36", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4388145116km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Alright, my stargazing compatriots, let's talk about Neptune in Pisces. Now, to start off, for all you sticklers for detail, Neptune is precisely 4,388,200,672.217085838km away... which is a cosmic hop, skip, and a jump really. And our big blue buddy is currently doing the moonwalk (Retrograde, for the uninitiated). So what does this all mean for you? Well, buckle up! When Neptune and Pisces get together, it's like the universe's best optical illusion: you suddenly see things for what they are, not what they appear to be. All the little squabbles, the disagreements, the "you put the toilet paper roll on the wrong way" arguments? Yeah, those seem pretty silly all of a sudden. We're talking a cosmic epiphany about unity, folks. You'll start seeing the gold nuggets of value in coming together, and the path to wholeness will light up brighter than a supernova. Now, during this celestial shindig, it's time to take a good long look at yourself. What can you bring to the space party? Maybe you've got a talent for healing or an idea that could quite literally change the world. Or perhaps you've got dreams so big they could fill the Andromeda galaxy. No matter what it is, Neptune in Pisces is your VIP pass to explore these offerings. And while you're at it, why not dip your toes into some spiritual waters? Take a course, build a shrine to your favorite alien species (no judgement here), or simply connect with whatever makes you feel like you're part of the grand cosmic tapestry. Remember, Neptune in Pisces is putting out the welcome mat for you to share these spiritual discoveries with the world. And trust me, the universe is listening. So don't be shy, step up to the cosmic karaoke machine and share your song. The universe is ready for your interstellar debut!Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is retrograde at 00 Aqu 49' 20", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5093636552km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto in Aquarius: The Big Bang Theory of Life
Alright, star gazers and quantum enthusiasts, it's time to put on your lab coats and your spiritual tie-dyed tees. Do you know why? Well, Pluto, the lord of transformation, is sauntering through Aquarius, the sign of progress. It's like if RoboCop decided to swap his heavy-duty titanium exoskeleton for a cool, futuristic spacesuit. And folks, this cosmic event is as big a game-changer as that sounds!
You see, when our buddy Pluto changes lanes, it's not about getting a new haircut or switching to almond milk lattes. No, no, no! Pluto is all about soul-level makeovers: shedding identities that don't quite fit anymore and tossing out outdated perspectives like last year's fad diets. It’s about making space in your spiritual closet for new threads of enlightenment.
Aquarius, on the other hand, is the Elon Musk of the zodiac - all about innovation, progress, and probably has plans for colonizing Mars. So, when these two forces combine, it's like a cosmic Big Bang! Expect to witness groundbreaking advancements in science, tech, and maybe even teleportation (one can only hope).
But let's take a moment and zoom out of the tech-world. This planetary duo isn't just about gadgets and gizmos. They're also rallying for social change, humanitarian efforts, and civil rights. Imagine governments and systems, traditionally as compatible as oil and water, finding common ground. It's like watching Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker bury the lightsaber and open up a father-son bakery.
On a personal level, Pluto in Aquarius is nudging us to change our 'me' perspective to a 'we' perspective. It's like reprogramming your internal GPS from 'selfish route' to 'compassionate highway'. And the question is, will you heed the call or keep hitting the cosmic snooze button?
So, my celestial nerds, brace yourselves for this Pluto in Aquarius transit. It's going to be as wild and exciting as a ride on the Millennium Falcon. And always remember, the force – or rather, the universe – is with you!
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