Retrograde Report for 10 September, 2023

There are currently 6 planets in retrograde:

Welcome, Star Lovers!

Well, well, well, what a cosmic soup we're cooking up this time! I swear these planets have more mood swings than a teenage alien on prom night. But don't fret, I'm here to guide you through this interstellar rollercoaster - seatbelts optional!

Mercury in Virgo

Oh, dear Mercury, always the cosmic chatterbox. Currently, it's hanging out in Virgo, giving off serious librarian vibes. Now's the time to get your ducks in a row, or if you're anything like me, at least get them in the same pond. Hashtag: #VirgoVibes #MercuryMumbles

Venus in Leo

Venus in Leo is like a celestial diva. Expect lots of love, drama, and flamboyant gestures. If you've been feeling like a wallflower, now's the time to bust out those sequin platform boots and hit the dance floor. Hashtag: #LeoLove #VenusVaVaVoom

Mars in Libra

Mars in Libra is as awkward as a Klingon at a tea party. There might be a few hiccups, but hey, it's all about balance, right? So, keep calm and carry a big stick. Or was it speak softly? Whatever, you get it. Hashtag: #LibraLife #MarsMayhem

Jupiter in Taurus

With Jupiter in Taurus, it's a cosmic buffet of abundance. Just remember, more is not always better unless we're talking about pizza, then yes, more is always better. Hashtag: #TaurusTreats #JupiterJoy

Saturn in Pisces

Saturn in Pisces is like a deep sea exploration. It's all about diving into your emotions - just watch out for the psychic jellyfish. They sting. Hashtag: #PiscesPoolParty #SaturnSwim

Uranus in Taurus

Uranus in Taurus? Now that's a recipe for unexpected

The moon is currently in Cancer, at 24 degrees, 44' 08", at a velocity of 11.96 degrees per day.

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.2 days old. It is 402053.49 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Solar wind parameters were nominal. Solar wind speeds were mostly between 350-400 km/s. Total magnetic field strength ranged from 5-7 nT while the Bz component reached as far south as -6 nT. Phi angle transitioned from predominantly negative to variable after ~09/1030 UTC.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.